Novice, for 7-8 year olds, is the first age group after the Initiation Program. In my area, ‘C’ is the lowest level of ability. In other words, most of these kids have never played an organized full ice game. Ever.
Here are 10 reasons why coaching these kids is much more difficult than any other level or age.
10 - Skate?
How about shuffle quickly?
Many at this level are either new to the game or were new only a year ago. Skating to them means if they can get from point A to point B without falling or stumbling, it’s a good day.
9 - You do
what with the puck?
“If I could touch it just once...oops...missed...lemme try again next time it goes by...nope, too far. Maybe next week.”
8 - Why is
the coach standing on the bench waving?
Someone once thought it a fine idea for beginners to have the same offside and icing rules as the pros. This explains the coach’s wild gesticulations.
7 - Time for
the next, um, drill… Sort of.
The coach has mined books, the web, and manuals. He’s dug up clever little drills. Except they all involve tricky technical issues like: changing direction; manipulating the puck; maybe even sharing it. What if your kids can’t do any of these yet?
6 - The art
of line changes.
Most leagues don’t have line changes determined by a timed buzzer. Must have been suggested by the same person from #8. The coach shouts for the kids to come off the ice. Some dutifully try to obey; some don't. They waddle to the door and cause a terrific pile-up trying to squeeze onto the bench for a rest. The rest are in la-la land and stay on for half the period.
5 - Speaking of
One kid’s dad tells him he needs to play centre. Others are supposed to be wingers. Only two of the 11 are okay with playing defence because it seems you do the least amount of skating there. And the coach has to equalize icetime. Simplest solution of course is to just roll them out one door after they come off through the other. Except the “centre” will only play centre. Four others don’t want to play with each other because two of them monopolized the Spiderman toys at yesterday’s birthday party.
4 - The Pre-Game
According to tradition, the coach is supposed to say something motivating before a game. But first, get the parents out. Then check all the helmet attachments. And throat protectors. Has the goalie got his jock on? Uh-oh. No more time. Forget it…
3 - Let’s talk
Forecheck = Chase. Backcheck = Chase from the other end. Headman = Whack the puck hard and hope someone from your team touches it first. Breakout = What happens when you touch poison ivy Mom said not to touch.
2 - Getting
The kids need help with just about everything.
1 - Everything
is so big and far
The rink. The net. The benches. It’s not like that in soccer. How come?
1) Top Rookie Talent Ready to Crack WHL
2) Puck Dropping on 2017-18 BCHL Season
3) Chilliwack Chiefs Gear Up to Host 2018 RBC Cup
4) Maschmeyer Adjusting to New Future with Former Rival Canadiennes
5) Puck Drop Edition: Gear Up for the Minor Hockey Season